I'm one of those people who, when sick, complains about it.
"Hey, Mom, you know how when you have a fever and sometimes your skin feels all sensitive and sad? Well that's happening. Right now."
"KEATOOONNN... My lungs feel like they're too small! I want them to be big again.
"Everything smells weird."
"BAH!! I CAN'T SLEEP."
"Ew. Phlem!"
"I want to punch my nose in the face. " (...???)
"MEEHHHHHH. I don't WANNA be sickkkk..."
Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if my entire household is now wishing I had lost my voice, too.
I'm quite a loser. Hmm. So sad.
As I continue to gripe about my faulty respiratory system, please enjoy this photo:
Here. Please accept this baby.
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