I'm not really sure how I feel about what went on this morning. Do you remember? Oh, it went a little like this:
Math teacher: "I was not cool in high school. At all. I was like the opposite of cool."
Random student: "Were you a nerd, Ms. S?"
Math teacher: "Noo..."
Random student: "Well then how were you uncool?"
Math teacher: "Well, I dunno, I was like, like, uhh hmm lemme think..."
*Math teacher points to Emily Jardine*
*Kids in math class laugh and Emily Jardine looks up and facepalms herself.*
Math teacher: *Panics* "Oh, No! No no no! I didn't mean you aren't cool, Emily! I just mean... Oh man....! I mean, Emily, we know you're not UNcool, you're, you know, you know... AH CRAP."
Right. Right.
Oh, no, it's fine. It's cool. Or not. (haha, get it?? ;D)
Oh, since you could have damaged my self-confidence, you think you could bump my grade from a F to an A? That WOULD be cool.
Sincerely,
Emily Jardine
P.S. No, seriously.
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