Emily Jardine's Top 50 Pet Peeves

1. When people say "awesomeness". We don't need the -ness at the end.
2. Black nail polish. If it's got white flowers on it or something,
I can sort of see that, but plain black bothers me.
3. When boys wear a tee-shirt and a button-up shirt,
but they don't button up the button-up shirt.
So many Mormon boys are guilty of this.
4. Neon checkered stuff. Especially pants. Ack! Tacky!
5. People who have phone conversations while chewing. Ewwww.
6. When people use their straw to vacuum up the tiny bit of milkshake left at the bottom of the cup.
7. When people don't use napkins.
8. Words like LOL, ROFL, LMAO, BRB, TTYL, GR8, U (instead of you), R (instead of are), 2 (instead of to or too). GRR! Write it out!!
9. Purposely misspelling.
10. When people leave the cap off of the toothpaste.
11. People who cannot sing, but think that they can.
12. "Chipmunk" voices in songs.
13. The phrase "What up." Can somebody sound more stupid?
14. "Yo." Umm, hello.
15. People who talk obnoxiously loud so that everyone else is staring at them.
16. Ignorance. Um, hi. The world doesn't revolve around you. Move.
17. Obnoxious immaturity. Grr, grow up.
18. When people crack their neck.
19. When people say "basgetti" instead of "spagetti" when they're older than 8 years old.
20. Boys with skinny jeans.
21. Lo-Rise jeans. In other words, the only jeans any store ever sells these days. Why can't we have jeans that go up to our belly buttons instead of our butt cracks?
22. People (ages 12 or older) who don't use deoderant. Ohhh, please oh please oh please use it.
23. People who overdose their perfume. Um, ya, you smell really good. STOP.
24. When people write the title of their notes or something really big at the top of the page. I don't know why this bothers me. I just want people to write it normal size.
25. When people leave their hair on the shower wall. Ew. How does it even get there??
26. Toothpaste that gets in the sink or on the mirror. It happens all the time at my house.
27. People who think that stupidity is funny or cute. Get a brain, you moron.
28. People who put their feet up in the movie theater. Put. Them. Down.
29. Overuse of the word "like". "That is so, like, cute." "Is it like cute or is it cute?"
30. When people are too lazy to replace the toilet paper so they set the roll on top of the holder. GR.
31. The word "whatev". Is it really hard to say "whatev-er"??
32. When stores or stake dances have their music waay too loud.
33. External car speakers. You are way cool. Put you "cool" away.
34. When boys wear tank tops. Boys who wear tank tops kind of scare me. They look like scary gangsters.
35. Bad breath. "Tic-tac?"
36. The word "sick" being used as the word "cool". No, that movie was not sick. Your face is sick.
37. When there is too much ice in my drink. If it's half ice, half drink, I just got ripped off.
38. Tickling. This is my number one pet peeve. I. WILL. KILL. YOU.
39. People who break the handle off of mechanical pencils. That's destructive AND tacky.
40. When people poke someone else and say "Poke!" ....Do you want to die?
41. When people change their names so there is two "I"'s in it. For example: Danii, Kenzii, Marii...
42. When people neglect to color their roots.
43. Skater shoes. Bleck. It was fine in elementary school, and maybe even in junior high, but it's just tacky in high school.
44. Am I the only person that doesn't like fedoras very much? Don't kill me.
45. People who wear pajama pants to school. GET DRESSED.
46. People who write on their skin. STOP WRITING ON YOURSELF!! Get a pad of Post-It notes. That's what I do.
47. Bleached hair. Ya, that doesn't look fake at all.
48. Things hung on the wall without frames. I am guilty of it myself, because I understand that frames are expensive, but I sure wish it could be fixed.
49. Chipping nail polish. Mine is almost all the way chipped off right now. I. Need. To. Fix. It.
50. When people can't differentiate between "their", "they're", and "there"

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