It's One of Those Days.

Do you ever have one of those days where you just wake up feeling like the biggest loser on the planet?

Seriously. No fun.

It's one of those days where you wake up three hours later than you were supposed to, and even after that, find yourself wasting another hour watching "Abby's Flying Fairy School", when you intended to take a shower. When you finally take a shower, you realize you are out of Bath and Body Works shower gel, and you have to use the body bar that smells like men's cologne. Then, your make-up looks weird, and you feel too lazy to fix it. Then you get dressed, just to find that, yes, EFY's freaking fake food did make you gain like 7 pounds. And you can barely squeeze into your favorite pair of jeans. Then, as you think about EFY, you realize your "favorite" jeans aren't that cute anyways, because almost all of the girls at EFY had extremely cute designer jeans that most likely cost a fortune. Your hair is staticy and has a weird kink in it. There are flies all over the house, and you don't know where they came from. You still feel suffocated in these jeans. You were supposed to be done with your American History lesson by now. You can't concentrate on anything. You want to go shopping pathetically bad, because you are way too girly and your clothes feel too plain. Your room is cluttered. Your grown-out bangs are in your face, and they are bothering you to no end. Your teeth look particularly yellow today. You still have nothing done. The house is a mess, and it's your fault because you are supposed to be in charge. Then you feel guilty because you are putting yourself down and getting nothing done and being complainy. You wish you had a job. You wish you exercised more and ate less crap. Too bad all you are craving is crap. Too bad there is nothing fresh to eat in the house. It's one of those days where you want to rewind and start over. You don't want anyone to feel sorry for you or try to help you. You just want a time machine to either rewind and start today over, or fast forward to make it a new day.

BLECK. I am a lame complainy loser today.

Sorry.

Happy Loser Day. Stay tuned for tomorrow, which will be Happy Champion (Not Loser) Day.