Have I ever told you of my hopeless girliness?

It's quite pathetic, actually.

I know some of you out there are quite the tomboys, so before continuing to read this post, I suggest you get yourself some sort of trash can or paper bag or bucket or something to contain the barf you will soon expel due to the "gross girliness" of this post.

Let it begin.
1. I really love purses quite passionately. I'm not like a collector or anything because, HELLOOO, I'm not made of dang money or anything. But when I go to Tinkerbell and Downeast Basics and Target and such, I just like to smile at those babies and do a little skippidy-doo-da inside.

2. Yes, I am one of those girls that does their nails to make themselves feel better. There's something about a fresh coat of bright, happy polish that makes me feel, well, polished. I just really like looking down at my fingers and seeing something bright and lovely. It makes my day.

3. I often die in jewelry/accessory stores. Like Charming Charlie, Tinkerbell, Claires, Icing, you know the places. I love finding little trinkets and trying them on. It makes me do that little inside skippidy-doo-da I spoke of before.
4. Um, hey, DUH, I'm in beauty school. You're kind of marked at least SOMEWHAT girly when you make the decision to join that thing. And if that weren't enough, my fellow classmates laugh at me because I do that skippidy-doo-da thing in class, when something I do ends up looking good.
5. Well we might as well mention the "skippidy-doo-da" thing. It's kind of like a spasm and a skip and a hop all at the same time. Sometimes followed by a "SQUEEE!!" But don't worry. I DO NOT "SQUEEE". That's too much for me. The skippidy-doo-da move allows me to quietly be giddy and giggly and think cutesy thoughts, while not being obnoxious. Hooray.
{p.s. definitely don't have a picture depicting "skippidy-doo-da"}

6. I love chick flicks. Too bad I live in a house with two boys and a little elfish girl. They don't know the meaning of chick flick. I get dirty looks if I even TRY to snuggle up to "A Walk to Remember", "Penelope", or even "A Little Princess". And if any kissing occurs?? Eyeballs start getting scraped out of skulls. So long story short, that's why I love girls nights and princess powwows and such. Because where else am I going to get my "awww" movies??

7. People. My bedroom is pink. Like, ballerina pink. The kind that many get sick off of. I love it. It makes me feel Emily-ish.
8. I freaking love shopping. I know I sound stupid and gross. But I really do. I think part of it is my slight competitive streak, which makes me feel victorious when I find something lovely for dirt cheap when I know that people have paid some full expensive price for the same thing. My favorite stores {right now}? Rue21, Ross, Savers, DownEast Basics, Tinkerbell, Romy, and Forever21. Bahh. Those places make me skippidy-doo-da.
9. I wish I could still be a ballerina. If I had time, I totally would. It's quite good for you. It makes your muscles all rock-hard, and your posture super duper great. And, you know,

you feel like a fairy. :)

10. Hair bows and hair clips and headbands oh my! I love them, oh yes I do. And I have a whole dang lot of them, too. An entire over-the-door hanger just FULL of them. Bliss.

You are now convinced that Emily Jardine is a loonie girl. Very nice.

P.S. By the way, I still love Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, wrestling with dogs, chasing ducks, hiking, getting mud between my toes, etc. I'm not a total priss. Goodness me.