its a quarter after one, i'm all alone and i need you nooooww.

My title has nothing to do with anything, P.S.

And now it's time for...
Adventures in Beauty School!

In this episode, we find Emily Jardine working in dispensary, the little place in beauty school where supplies are distributed and laundry loads of towels are attended to. It was her and her friend Janice's turn to work in there today. As she's working (and by working we mean curling hair while jamming' out to lady antebellum--"whoah-a-whooaaah, just a kiss goooodniiiight"), she looks to her right, and her eyes bug out. Because her crazy beauty school friend, Janice is just chillin' there, using her pencil to write "easy a" on the dang-freaking WALL. Like, writing "easy a" on the school WALL. In big letters, too. NBD. So, Emily Jardine puts down here little Hot Tools curling iron and goes, "errrrrrrrrrm, hi Janice. What's shakin'? Hey, do you usually write "easy a" on public property? And, if so, ummm, why?" and Janice was all, "Emilyyyyy, it's no big deal." and Emily was like, "WhYyYy??? What seriously made you want to write that?" and Janice was like, "Emily. You're such a goodie-goodie." And Emily was like, "Whyyyy Easy A? If you're gonna do that, write something like "Down with the capitol", "Team Weasley" or "I have the Beiber fever." Because Easy A isn't even anything, about anything. So while Janice was putting some perm rods back, Emily went at that thing with a little eraser. She got through the "Eas" before Janice ran in and pushed her out of the way, restoring her meaningless graffiti to its former glory. "Emily, I'm so disappointed in you!" Janice whispered and left to go get more towels. Emily quickly grabbed a scrubbie sponge and wiped that thang off the dang wall! Because seriously, fools! Janice soon returned, and upon finding the affected area to be white as a q-tip, she was up in arms. "Emily!! I can't believe you would do that to me! Why can't I trust you? Oh! You just erased it! WhYyYy???" Emily Jardine gave Janice the awkward eyes, then walked away.

These are real-life events, people. This is how my life goes.